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He can procrastinate more than any kid I've ever met in my life. When I tell my son to go take a shower, it can easily be forty-five minutes before I hear the water start running. He gets up in his bathroom, 'cause he has go to the bathroom again. And one night, I told him to go take a shower, and I didn't hear the water run for about an hour, and I said "that is it! Think about it: how many eighty-year-old people with any tact at all do you know? Then you get to be my age, and the doctor wants you to start eating Cheerios to watch your cholesterol. I now know why old men like women with really big boobs. I was watching TV one night, and this is what the commercial said word for word. Meanwhile, Lauren tries to get her parents to let her get a piercing.Among the many things Bill has to deal with include helping his oldest son do a five-page paper overnight after attending a parent-teacher conference and getting off on the wrong foot with the teacher, his youngest son's missing constrictor snake, and his daughter's fender bender (after she caught him "arguing" with his wife).A daughter may one day play the role of mother and wife. My daughter got her heart broke and now shes dating him.....aaaaggghh... Im starting this page as a way to vent "DADD" issues.
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And I don't even think he has to go; I think he just enjoys the comfort of that seat. " And I went upstairs and I walked in his room, and I heard this "boom, boom, boom." And I looked around the corner of the bathroom, he is standing butt naked in front of the mirror going "shake your boom boom, shake your boom boom." And I let it go for about ten seconds, then went "Shake, boy! We could walk into a Chinese restaurant right here in Chicago.